Top Ten Reasons to Get Married...
 (For Entertainment Purposes Only)


1.     A marriage license is a fast track to higher limits on your credit cards.

2.     The Bride thinks that the Groom has a "cooler" last name than she has.

3.     You want a free bottle of cheap champagne the next time you register at a hotel.

4.     It's the only way your boss will give you time off at work.

5.     You want to receive lots of mail from wedding vendors.

6.     You've won a free hour of limousine service and can't think of a better way of using it.

7.     Grandma needs a vacation, and she only leaves her house for weddings and funerals - Weddings are a whole lot more fun.

8.     The Bride is tired of being laughed at wearing goofy Bridesmaid's dresses at friend's weddings, and has decided that it's now "payback time!".

9.     Elizabeth Taylor, Larry King, and Mickey Rooney have been married eight times each. - You have a lot of catching up to do.

10.Lots of free presents!

 But seriously, despite all the hoopla and stress, you need to take time to relax and enjoy the days preceding your wedding. This is a special time in your life, so you don't want to be an emotional wreck. You don't want to be physically exhausted either. Realize that no matter how carefully you plan, or despite how many weeks in advance you tend to the details, some things still may not go according to plan. But you will survive, and the day will be wonderful just the same.